You Dirty DogMobile dog washCall Scott0451 318 370

Oi. You
dirty dog.

A warm bath right outside your front door, anywhere in the Shire. No car ride, no strange salon, and your dog's back inside in about an hour.

$85 to $130 by size · you get the number before I start

Text me your suburbI'll text back a priceOr ring Scott0451 318 370
  • 100%of reviews recommend us
  • 5 yearswashing Shire dogs at home, since July 2021
  • About an hourfrom hello to a clean, dry dog back inside
Scott smiling, drying a bulldog inside the trailer
Scott, mid blow dry

Do you come to me?

Based in Gymea Bay, and I go just across the bridge as well. Not on the list? That doesn't mean no. Text me your suburb and I'll tell you straight either way.

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What it costs

Ask me a price and you'll get a number, not a callback form. Heavy coats and matting I look at and price before I start, never after.

Text me your suburbI'll text back a priceOr ring Scott0451 318 370
Small dogUp to 10kg
$85
Medium dog10 to 20kg
$100
Large dog20 to 30kg
$115
Extra large dog30kg and over
$130
Nail clipAdded to a wash
$20
Flea treatmentAdded to a wash
$20
De-shed treatmentBy size, from
$30
Heavy mattingLooked at and priced before I start
Quoted
Pensioner discountAsk when you book
Ask me

Every wash includes

  • Warm fresh water
  • Blow dry
  • Brush out
  • Dog fragrances
  • Treats

What you get back

A cavalier standing on the grooming table, dry and freshly groomed
Blow-dried and done
A cream labradoodle, clean and fluffy after a wash
Straight off the table
A brown and white shepherd with his mouth open, looking delighted
Very pleased with himself
A grey staffy grinning at the camera after his wash
All smiles after
A sheltie on the mat, dry and pleased with itself
Done and dusted
A small white maltese cross, dry and fluffy after a groom
Fluffy again
“She's quite an anxious dog, but Scott was patient and lovely with her and she came out looking beautifully fluffy and smelling wonderful!”
Trudy W. · Facebook review

  • “My dog Scarlett hates washes but Scott is so great with her.”

    Jan T. · Facebook comment

  • “He took the time to sit with her and calm her down.”

    Alana L. · on Bella, who is blind

  • “Thanks to Scott for helping him through the process as he was a bit scared.”

    Gold Class K9, dog trainer · on Ghost the Cane Corso
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How a wash actually goes

  1. 01

    You call or text

    Tell me your dog, your suburb and the day that suits. I'll say if I can fit you in.

  2. 02

    I park out the front

    The trailer carries its own warm water, so I need nothing from you. You bring your dog out to me.

  3. 03

    Warm bath, blow dry, done

    About an hour for most dogs, then they're back inside smelling like something you'd hug. Your bathroom stays dry.

Before you ask

Do you need power or water from me?

No. The trailer carries its own warm fresh water and everything else I need.

How long does it take?

About an hour for most dogs. Big dogs and heavy coats take longer.

Do I need to be home?

Not for all of it. I do need someone to hand the dog over and take them back.

My dog is scared of the dryer.

Tell me first. I'll towel more and dry less, and we'll go at their pace.

What if my dog is matted?

I'll look before I start and tell you what it costs. I won't surprise you with it afterwards.

The orange You Dirty Dog trailer, service list painted along the side

Get the dog done

Text me your suburb and your dog's size and I'll come back with a price and a day. I answer between dogs.

Text me your suburbI'll text back a priceOr ring Scott0451 318 370
Text your suburbGet a priceOr call0451 318 370